Vladimir Putin’s Russia, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, is hacking our election in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
Momentum to hold investigations into alleged Russian hacking during the U.S. presidential election picked up steam on Monday, with the Senate’s top Republican joining Democrats, the White House and other GOP leaders in calls for a probe…
As the furor mounted on Monday, Mr. Trump was left nearly alone among political leaders in questioning the conclusion that Russia stole emails from the Democratic National Committee and Hillary Clinton’s campaign, and leaked them in an effort to interfere with the election.
Oh please, those people are all bonkers. Why would our friends of both long-standing and sterling reputation, the Russians, want to do something like that? It’s not as if Donald Trump were a mentally ill sex criminal with an unimpeachable record of destroying everything he’s ever taken charge of. It’s not like he needed help to beat e-mail voodoo priestess Hillary Clinton…by the many negative millions of votes.
Right. You take away the votes that Donald figures are illegal, the ones for Hillary Clinton, and sure enough Hillary Clinton gets fewer votes. Do that enough and at some point Donald wins in a landslide – it’s not brain surgery, people. You can pretty much forget about the cyber espionage thing everyone is bleating about now because nyah nyah pbbbt meh-tweet.
Until the Internet Sheriff actually catches Boris E-Jack with a hatchet in his glowing hands, how could anybody ever possibly know? Simple logic!
And why has this ‘issue’ cough-cough suddenly fallen right out of the clear blue sky, seven weeks ago? At the presidential debate?
WALLACE: And I would like to ask you this direct question. The top national security officials of this country do believe that Russia has been behind these hacks. Even if you don’t know for sure whether they are, do you condemn any interference by Russia in the American election?
TRUMP: By Russia or anybody else.
WALLACE: You condemn their interference?
TRUMP: Of course I condemn. Of course I — I don’t know Putin. I have no idea.
Anyway, you get the idea. President-elect Donald Trump is taking this very serious matter very as if so you say WHATEVER circles-at-head double wankhands.
Host George Stephanopoulos noted that Trump has said he does not believe U.S. officials’ conclusions that Russia was behind hacks into Democratic groups, noting that the Department of Homeland Security and Office of the Director of National Intelligence issued a joint statement in October stating that Russia was behind the leaks.
Conway said that Trump takes issue with the “specific conclusion that what Russia did led to his victory and Hillary Clinton’s defeat.”
“That’s where our beef is. He respects the intelligence community,” she said.
Oh he does. He suuure does:
“These are the same people that said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction,” said a statement from his transition team.
I wonder how long it will take before your jumped up junkie-voter realizes Donald Trump is a verbal morphine drip. They don’t care what sort of bullshit he says so long as it gives them a buzz. Keep giving ’em the good stuff, Donald.