We are sadly reminded again that President Trump is not just your typical winger dumbass, but an honest-to-god imbecile.
“The Paris accord, for us, would have been a disaster,” Trump said in excerpts of an interview with Piers Morgan on the U.K. television network ITV that will be broadcast later on Sunday. “Would I go back in? Yeah, I’d go back in. I like, as you know, I like Emmanuel” Macron.
The Paris Agreement is mediated by the United Nations. Not by Emmanuel ‘Kraft’ Macaroni. Yes, I know, I should be glad he somehow figured out where Paris is.
“The ice caps were going to melt, they were going to be gone by now, but now they’re setting records,” Trump said in excerpts of an interview with Piers Morgan on the U.K. television network ITV that will be broadcast later on Sunday. Trump didn’t specify the data behind his statement about setting records.
The Earth’s polar ice caps are what, now? His balls? Trust me Piers, they’re yuuuge. Ladies, you can start nibbling his earlobes straight away. We’ll manage the frostbite.
Trump also expressed skepticism in the ITV interview that the global climate is warming, as a majority of scientists have concluded.
“There is a cooling, and there’s a heating,” he said. “I mean, look, it used to not be climate change, it used to be global warming. That wasn’t working too well because it was getting too cold all over the place.”
Someone smack this fucker upside the head. Just *whap* him a broadside to see if he wakes up. Christ, he’s the president. The PRESIDENT.