President Spineless

Our own American Quisling met with his great hero Vladimir Putin earlier today. And he asked the infamous dictator “Hey buddy where did you buy that cool tie-hack-election?”

“Every time he sees me he says, ‘I didn’t do that,’ and I really believe, that when he tells me that, he means it,” Trump said. ”But he says, ‘I didn’t do that.’ I think he is very insulted by it, if you want to know the truth.”

NOOOO NOT THE TRUTH aaahh damn it. I was so hoping you’d spare me that. Christ, is Vladi upset with us? Have we hurt his feewings? For fuck’s sake.

“Don’t forget. All he said was he never did that, he didn’t do that. I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country.”

Any other dangerous despot, go right ahead and call him names. But this one? His feelings very much matter. Seriously, his happiness is closely tied to our country’s well being. Under the Trump administration, at least.

ADD: Guilty? Or psycho? You decide:

President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin did not discuss alleged election meddling on Saturday, despite Trump saying they did, according to Putin’s office.

“No,” Putin’s press secretary Dmitri Peskov told CNN when asked, “as far as you know, did the two leaders discuss meddling?”…

When asked about his meeting with Putin, Trump told reporters on Air Force One that Putin denied attempting to influence the 2016 presidential election.

“I just asked him again,” Trump said. “He said he absolutely did not meddle in our election, he did not do what they are saying he did.”…

“I can’t stand there and argue with him, I would rather have him get out of Syria,” Trump said.”

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