‘Scuse me while I miss the sky

If Rush Limbaugh can tell himself and his credulous millions that Hurricane Irma is a Potemkin storm because, while conservatives are busy wrangling buffalo and wrestling mountains, the weather mandarins are wanking “the system” (…what’s that, Chairman? A cloud you say (tee hee)? Evacuate Florida…), why then wouldn’t his listeners simply get out their handy aught-sixes and blast the phony bastard as it flew by?

Florida Police Warn People Not to Shoot Their Guns at Hurricane Irma

Florida authorities are advising people against firing weapons at Hurricane Irma following a Facebook event titled “Shoot At Hurricane Irma” that garnered interest from over 45,000 accounts.

“To clarify, DO NOT shoot weapons at Irma,” the Twitter account of the Pasco County Sheriff’s office tweeted on Saturday night, just hours before the eye of the storm passed over the Florida Keys. “You won’t make it turn around & it will have very dangerous side effects…”

Now that the local authorities (and Time and Newsweek) have become concerned about this Facebook thing, boy are all you people stupid. See the guy shooting at the sky? That’s what we call ‘silly’. Florida Man has a sublime sense of humor.

Yeh, stupid gits.

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