Julian Assange is totally sane. Honestly.

Once again, as is typical now with all these damn eclipses, Big Shade is telling us we can’t look at the sky without their expensive and useless sunglasses. Oh how I have been worn down by their daily hectoring. If only there were someone with the courage to stand up to these fat-cat corporatists…

LOOK EVERYBODY IT’S JULIAN ASSANGE.

So I can stare at the eclipse? Cool! Thanks Julian! Also: living in an Ecuadorian embassy is totally awesome. Seriously!

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