The surprising intelligence of Maureen mammals

Dust off all the Pulitzers you critics of Politics Writing. Because Maureen Dowd has just written a real corker – and by that I do mean ‘cork’, the spongy thing you might fix to the end of a spear before beating yourself with it. Because wtf?

Cruella de Trump
Maureen Dowd | JULY 1, 2017

WASHINGTON — So, with this latest toad jumping from our president’s mouth, is Donald Trump acting like a sexist pig or simply a pig?

I proffer, a pig.

Mo here couldn’t manage to conjure a puppy dog, for example. Or even a poodle, and certainly not a dalmatian. But after some reflection she thinks our president is much like a pig with toads leaping out his mouth. Which pretty much makes him The Catwoman, HEE HO HA oh Maureen. You are the Optimus Prime of my heart.

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