Trump not taking it well, as usual

How is Donald Trump reacting to the news that he’s now a target of Robert Mueller’s investigation? About the way you’d expect.

They made up a phony collusion with the Russians story, found zero proof, so now they go for obstruction of justice on the phony story. Nice

Donald is falling back on the ‘they.’ As in ‘they’ all figure they can get the best of me, but no. And ‘they’ just put a 53 kHz transistor in my wisdom teeth. And ‘they’ keep rolling those crop circles outside my barn.

[Note: These are Tweets of course. I was originally annoyed by someone of global importance talking to me by way of something so Kardashian, but now? God bless Twitter. Donald’s about 2/3 Trumpenstein in broad daylight, but as soon he takes out the iPhone and starts thumbing away he’s all monster.]

Why is that Hillary Clintons family and Dems dealings with Russia are not looked at, but my non-dealings are?

He doesn’t even bother with ‘I’m innocent.‘ He’s like the school bully getting dragged off to the principal’s office who complains about the class clown. ‘He does stuff too! Why don’t you go after him?!’ We scions of narcissists know that they know they’re evil (…how otherwise to be so astonishing?) They simply assume anyone with the chutzpah to try pulling the same global bullshit must be just as bad. Sadly, Hillary Clinton is the most vetted politician in history.

[Aside: What Russia did was a crime meant to damage our democracy, and you’ve been panicking to cover it up ever since. We’re not willing to tolerate that so you might as well grow up, get used to it. OTOH you think Hillary Clinton colluded with your pals? To do…what? Retire from politics?]

I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt

Woop, there goes Rod Rosenstein under the bus. And all he did was provide his boss official cover for firing James Comey. If this isn’t a helluva lesson for all the current and future Trumplings: Don’t you bother. You won’t be his pal five minutes after sundown. He’ll ball you up and chuck you into a shredder faster than a Gazprombank loan statement.

This is amusing:

You are witnessing the single greatest WITCH HUNT in American political history – led by some very bad and conflicted people! #MAGA

Talk about a dunce. He keeps playing the same victim, but no one’s buying it. March 31:

Mike Flynn should ask for immunity in that this is a witch hunt (excuse for big election loss), by media & Dems, of historic proportion!

This was the day after Trump met with Comey and asked him to “lift the cloud” of the Russia investigation. Donald goes straight to ‘witch hunt’ whenever he’s grinding over something he can’t make go away.

This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!

This was on May 18. This followed a week where he fired Comey, told the Russians the “pressure’s off”, admitted to Lester Holt that the investigation was why he did it, and saw the appointment of an independent prosecutor to investigate the whole mess. 13 days later Trump was so worked up he attacked Comey directly:

So now it is reported that the Democrats, who have excoriated Carter Page about Russia, don’t want him to testify. He blows away their… against him & now wants to clear his name by showing “the false or misleading testimony by James Comey, John Brennan…” Witch Hunt!

Of course! For obvious reasons I’m reminded of Harold Ramis’ Groundhog Day, which has become something of an iconic movie. Murray as Phil Connors is memory’s return victim, setting out to incrementally better what he did with what he’d rather be. The reason I think we’re still Connors fans is because memory is dangerously instructive. The past can make us worry about what’s right and wrong as much as the future can.

If the President ever watched it, he surely hates that film. There’s no point in being anything other than Donald Trump. Especially when the tattered world can’t help but applaud his transcendent bloated balls. Meanwhile there’s the bruised body of a Deputy Attorney General in the middle of his timeline, and all he can do is swear that He is the victim. What a bitch.

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