The leaderly leadership of Dear Leader

Here was Donald after the 2015 attacks in Paris.

Why didn’t the President stop the suicide bombers? Hmm? You’d think he’d want to do something about all this terrorism, but NOOO.

What exactly should Obama have done? What would have been a decent response? Let’s find out!

Let’s take a look at what counts for ‘Leadership’ in Donald Trump’s world. Let’s see how he responded to the recent attacks in Britain. But first let’s check in on Just So Bad guy and see what his no-good not-leadership had to say.

How lame. Our hearts, blah blah pfft. What are we, a bunch of schoolmarms?

Now let’s take a look at Donald Trump.

Bodings of blood and gore from Matt Drudge. Don’t know about you, but I feel better already. Brings back sepia tone memories of us vs. them. Like back in WWII, after Pearl Harbor, when President Roosevelt said “This is bullshit – I’m outta here…” and flew to Sydney.

Love and faith and WAAAH…go change your diaper, baby.

The Trumpster:

Here they come! You WANT me to build that wall! You NEED me to BUILD THAT WALL! The man is astonishing. A garbage fire of leadership. He should have a button on his desk where, when anything bad happens, he can simply reach over and push it and his Twitter feed says YOU’RE FUCKED in a sea of flames.

Ooh my friend, Bobby Dinero, la-dee-DEE. Cucumber sandwiches, and lunch with thee.

Der Drumpf:

Terror snowflakes ISIS. Yeah that’s obviously who’s to blame here. You can really respect a man who uses an international tragedy to attack his enemies at home. Who the hell is he even talking to? I thought Donald was the president. If there’s anyone to blame, isn’t it him? That was certainly Trump’s attitude before he took the oath of office.

We need a Muslim ban, okay? Yeah? If I’m not mistaken, you’re the idiot who couldn’t cobble together a remotely legal version of it. TWICE. So you can stop pointing your little fingers at me. But if you really believe it’s the ‘Leadership!’ answer to global terrorism, then stop playing golf every other day, get off your fat ass, and get the goddamn thing done. You stupid fuck.

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