Hot on a hallucination

While this mentally impaired billionaire collapses before our eyes his supporters, who apparently cannot bear to see him falter, have decided to fling themselves headlong into his sinkhole.

“Reports concerning potentially politically motivated investigations immediately ahead of the 2016 election are very troubling,” Spicer tweeted.

“Reports” being Trump’s pre-dawn tweets.

Spicer said Trump is requesting that congressional committees determine whether “executive branch investigative powers were abused in 2016.”

“Neither the White House nor the President will comment further until such oversight is conducted,” Spicer added.

How very reassuring of you, Sean. Now that the doctors have shot the President full of haldol, you’re not going to comment on the flying monkey invasion. What a sensible deck chair you turned out to be.

This guy:

…could use a jail cell himself.

Muslim-phobe and torture fanatic Andrew McCarthy, author of ‘IMPEACH: HIS NAME’S HUSSEIN FERCHRISSAKES’, does a little disaster journalism:

President Trump’s early Saturday morning tweeting has exploded to the forefront an uncovered scandal I’ve been talking about since early January…

Sure, that’s how explosions work. A bomb goes off, then you’re suddenly at the “forefront” of random obscurities. This is why so many people died at Nagasaki, overcome by Yeti sightings, Easter eggs, pirate’s treasure, not going to the hospital, etc.

In June, the Obama Justice Department submitted an application that apparently “named” Trump in addition to some of his associates… President Trump’s tweets on Saturday claimed that “President Obama . . . tapp[ed] my phones[,]” which makes it more likely that Trump was targeted for surveillance, rather than merely mentioned in the application.

It is a well-known fact that maybe Obama, or perhaps his justice department, could have technically speaking submitted something akin to an application, or some sort of paperwork like that, which quote “named” unquote this Donald Trump (…in addition to some of his associates, it may have happened, who knows…) blah blah.

But let’s get to the point shall we? “President Trump’s tweets…makes [sic] it more likely that Trump was targeted for surveillance.” This is what the right’s big intellects are reduced to: He said it, so I believe it. Because what else can they do? Shout “Give him a sedagive!”?

To be honest Andy is at least reasonably calm. Not like the Leagull Xspertz at LawNewz:

President Trump recently tweeted claiming that former President Obama wiretapped him during his campaign.

C’mon now. Don’t be shy.

One can only imagine how nuts the media would have gone if the roles had been reversed…

That’s better.

President Trump wiretapping either Obama or the Clintons, though his DOJ could have authority to do just that…

…[*cue yakety sax*]…

…given the expansive leaks of intelligence information by Obama and Clinton supporters the last few months.

Of course, wiretap the Clinton campaign flunkees in Peoria because things they said online. Absolutely, deservedly.

Heck, he could wiretap the media at this point, legally and legitimately, as the sources of these unlawful leaks, for which Obama himself set precedent.

Why do the media keep leaking all that confidential stuff Trump tells them? The sources of these rumors and facts need to be legally and legitimately wiretapped, harumph Obama himself, also, ergo precedent.

Do liberals understand what Pandora’s Box Obama opened up by Obama using the powers of the NSA, CIA and FBI to spy on his political opponents? Even Nixon never did that.

Do liberals Obama understand precedent Obama Cupid’s Bow? Richard Nixon never use the FBI?!??! To spy on enemys!1!!!?1 Okay okay I admit it, this is fun.

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