Goodbye Monica, fly away. Fly, fly.

Hell I am so smart.

GOP foreign policy adviser Monica Crowley said Monday she will relinquish the senior job she’d been poised to take in the Trump White House.

On January 7th I typed out in perfectly clear blog-ese that Monica had no choice but to step down. She left me stone cold hanging for nine days.

Ms. Crowley, who had been tapped to be senior director of strategic communications at the National Security Council, had been dogged in recent weeks by questions about whether she lifted portions of her past written work from other writers.

This is the Moonie Times, so “questions” and “whether” can be swapped with “copy and pasted most modern text, but for Gone With The Wind.”

Here. And here. And here. Because she is a wingnut, and a great lover of the overwrought schmuck, Richard Nixon, she will fall on her feet. She will be on Fox News next month. She will be on CNN sometime this Summer. She will be on PBS early next year. The elephantine fact that she is a huckster and moron will not matter at all.

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