I love Steven Hayward. He is easily one of the dumbest bloggers on Earth.
Posted by Steven Hayward in 2016 Election, Leftism, Liberals
WHY THE LEFT SECRETLY LOVES TRUMP
Another Pulitzer threat.
Forget all the wailing and gnashing of teeth by the left. That’s just for show. Remember that the left was never very enthusiastic about Hillary Clinton, and are not sorry to have seen her lose…
Great good fun. Not only did the person we were sort of fond of end up losing, the person we really hated won. Now the jew-elites and ethnics are being beaten in the streets, and I couldn’t be happier. I mean, I’d probably rather see My Dinner With Andre than Porky’s Revenge. But if Steven puts a gun to my head and makes me watch the latter, I’ll be having the time of my life. Because that other pic, well, meh. This is how human beings work.
Trump’s victory, however, provides the left with something much more important that patronage in Washington DC: it provides them with the supposed evidence to bolster their essential hatred and contempt for America, and endless opportunities to proclaim and parade their supposed moral superiority over their fellow citizens.
Libtard: HEY! If you people vote for this racist scumbag, you’re no better than him. [record skip] Holy Christ, you voted for him. Wow.
Steven: OMIGOD! YOU WOWED.
Yes. Indeed, good catch. To be clear: Not an orgasm okay?
I am reminded of a post I wrote a year ago about our man after he excitedly claimed to have undone the Global Warming hoax by making his own temperature graphs. His data presentations were da bomb because they started at zero. No shit. Steven posted his own smart graphs that included zero Fahrenheit and thereby proved that SCIENCE was stupid. He is the man.