Today in Trump’s America

Democracy!

D.C. Police on Sunday detained a man armed with an assault rifle outside of a popular pizza restaurant that became the focus of internet conspiracy theories during the election…

There were no reports of injuries, but police said the man fired one shot into the ground, according to Washingtonian.

Why is a Trumper blasting holes in the dirt outside a pizzeria? You are entitled to ask.

Widely spread and uncorroborated fake news stories published during the presidential campaign claimed that Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton’s campaign chief was running a child-sex ring from the restaurant’s back rooms.

Because fucktard Zuckerberg can’t be bothered.

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